Hey Robot! What is this?
This blog is my personal book journal.
Why are you doing it?
There are a lot of answers to that question. I first started keeping a book log when I was eleven or twelve. At that point it was more just a list of titles, authors, and whether I thought it was good or bad. As I got older the reviews became more involved. I included bibliographical material, cross-referenced titles and authors, and occasionally included review quotes. I am now into what I count as volume eight. Unfortunately, over the years and many moves, I have lost most of the prior volumes. A few curious friends and one snoopy little sister read some of volume seven and suggested that it might be worth showing to others. So, here it is. . . .
Why LiveJournal?
I have a few friends on already and thought that it would be a good personal venue, as well as a easy location to share my reviews. I don't post them with the expectation that people will read them, or comment. I write the reviews no matter what happens, for myself first. I do, however, enjoy the possibility that I might inspire someone to read a title, genre, or author that they might not have otherwise. All that, and the fact that LJ is an informal environment. I'm not looking for worldwide fame here. I'm just a bibliophile nerd with the need to record and remember.
What can we expect in your reviews?
I always include the standard information: Cover pic (or multiple covers), author, title, date of publication, ISBN, illustrations or photos if the contents warrant it. I give my opinion on the content. I include links where available: a purchasing link at indigo.ca (I put in that one specifically because it's Canadian, and I'm biased, but tonnes of others are easily accessed through most searches) on the ISBN number, an author site if they have one at the time of the review, publisher or wiki link if they do not, interviews and excerpts if I can find them, journal or blog links, critics reviews and fellow author quotes, and more . . . [and lists of course. I am a list-er after all. And comma over-usage (and parenthetical abuse)]
What won't we find here?
You won't find paid endorsements for books. In no way am I paid for reading or reviewing these books. I am not reimbursed for their cost, nor is my site sponsored by any publisher, book store, or author. I have however included links to some of my favorite sites such as the ones below, or in the sidebar under 'links'. That is my prerogative.
You won't find spoilers in my personal reviews. In fact I hardly even summarize when I review because I hate hate hate having a book ruined when someone excitedly gives me too much information in an effort to encourage me to read something. Occasionally I will include a summary within a critics review, but I am very cautious with the content. Only very rarely will I see the need to include more, but I label it WARNING: SPOILER to give readers the option of opting out.
Who are you?
Like I said, I'm a bibliophile nerd. I don't think you really need to know more. There is plenty in here if you choose to look for it though.
Huh. Are you really that pretentious?
Is that really a question? Well, my answer is that I hope not. I've written this pretty much just the way I speak, or the way I wrote it in my paper book log. Babble included for free.
What kind of books do you review?
My interests are varied. The pictures in this post are a sampling from my shelves. A small selection of my favorite authors: Douglas Adams, Clive Barker, Max Brooks, Rita Mae Brown, Arthur C Clarke, Timothy Conigrave, Philip K Dick, Katherine Dunn, Jasper Fforde, Arthur Golden, Christopher Golden, Harry Harrison, Frank Herbert, Keri Hulme, Guy Gavriel Kay, Mel Keegan, George R R Martin, Armistad Maupin, Frank Miller, Christopher Moore, Stan Persky, Raymond Radiguet, Spider Robinson, J K Rowling, Jose Saramago, J R R Tolkien, Joss Whedon....
Can I comment on your reviews?
Feel free. At this point it's open to everyone, even non-LJ members. I try to respond to most of them.
Hey! I'd like to recommend some books!
Go for it. Either recommend them in a comment or use my LJ email. (see the next question) If there's a particular author or title that reminds you of another you'd like to pass on to me, it would be great if you could comment on that specific review. That way other people can see it too, and maybe also take your recommendation.
How do I contact you directly?
If you feel you must then you can try naughtobot@livejournal.com I will not guarantee response though. I am a busy reader after all.
Can I send you a book to read?
Contact me first either in comment or through the email and we'll see. If you are an author or publisher I will warn you now: my review is not swayed by free books. I post whether or not I like the book. If this doesn't bother or worry you, then try me.
And if you're just friendly and generous, then thanks. Contact me through the above methods.


1) I smile. My lips turn upward because of the beautiful oddness and wit in that image. I love the way the bike rider's face is set; lips clenched, brow lowered. So serious. So focused. And then there is the mantis, a stark contrast to the somberness of the bike's pilot. The nonchalant, jaunty seating posture and the casual hand on its carapace thigh. The antennae blowing back in the wind. That's the stuff from which smiles are made.